Cell Off

Recently overheard at a local rumshop:

SALTPRUNES: Boy, I feel yuh addicted tuh yuh cell phone yuh know.
BOYSIE: Dat is nonsense.
SALTPRUNES: Oh really, what kind of soap yuh does bathe with?
BOYSIE: Dial…
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Summer Lovers

Recently overheard at a local rumshop:

SALTPRUNES: Boy, you ent find it too hot outside?
BOYSIE: Too hot? I doh complain bout heat.
SALTPRUNES: Nah Boy, I sweatin’ in de shower and all!
BOYSIE: Since you get your citizenship you real change, yes. Read more

Beat the Heat

Recently overheard at a local rumshop:

SALTPRUNES: So Boy, you still ent find it too hot outside?
BOYSIE: Yeah Prunes, it so hot dese days dat it messing up mih clothes.
SALTPRUNES: Yuh sweating too much nah!
BOYSIE: The other day was too hot to walk to de bathroom so ah pee mihself instead. Read more