Recently overheard at a local rumshop:
SALTPRUNES: Boy, what tuh buy mih muddah for muddah’s day?
BOYSIE: For all de tears I cause mine, ah takin’ her to de Comedy Clash.
SALTPRUNES: Trinidad vs Jamaica Comedy Clash…Boy yous a genius. Read more
SALTPRUNES: Boy, where you been for the last few days?
BOYSIE: Getting hits.
SALTPRUNES: Somebody beating yuh?
BOYSIE: No chupidee. YouTube. Ah making videos and uploading dem for hits. Read more
SALTPRUNES: Boy I see yuh reach back from Carnival.
BOYSIE: Yeah and ah ready to go back.
SALTPRUNES: Go back tuh Carnival?
BOYSIE: No…back tuh sleep. Ah tired Prunes ah tired. Read more